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Most women would love to be surprised with a bouquet of flowers from their husband while he’s away on a business trip, but not Jenny Lopez. It infuriates her; it reminds her that he puts his business above his lovely Latin wife and will band-aid the real problem — disregard for her needs — with flowers that will only wither away and die before he gets home.

But if there’s one thing redeeming about her husband’s gift, it’s the delivery guy who brought them to her.