View Gallery | Seduced by a Cougar

Mikey is exhausted. He just checked into a hotel room and is finally getting situated and comfortable. Then all of a sudden, hot hotel manager and milf, Debbie Dial, makes a bold entrance into his room with a basket of free goodies, courtesy of the hotel. Mikey is surprised and confused, he didn’t expect such aggressively-pushed, unadvertised free service. So Debbie admits why she’s really there: She was checking him out while he was checking in, and she personally wants to make sure his stay at the hotel is an exceptional one. Translation: she wants to fuck him, at no extra charge.

Last time I stayed in a hotel, I didn’t get fucked by a hot milf. I got fucked by a two dollar bag of peanuts I ate from my room’s snack cabinet. That bag of peanuts cost me an extra $10! And the pay-per-view porn, don’t even ask…