On Saturday a couple friends and I spent the afternoon hanging out around town. We made visits to the shopping mall, pool hall and café.

Being early Spring, the sun was shining and the air was particularly fresh. And we were not the only ones out and about, enjoying the nice weather. There were plenty of milfs doing the same thing. For instance, the mall was a milf stronghold; there were milfs everywhere. They were even in the men’s clothing stores, presumably shopping for their husbands (or, as I like to imagine, looking for new ones.) And these women looked good. One in particular was wearing really tight jeans and she had an 80’s hairdo — but a sexy 80’s hairdo. I’m guessing she lost her virginity to an Aerosmith song in the backseat of a Volkswagen Rabbit. But she looked really good. I would have been honored to do her to one of Aerosmith’s more recent hits.

In the same clothing store I saw a nice blonde milf, really conservative-looking. She was wearing a blue sweater and she had huge beautiful tits. The kind that warp the sweater’s fabric, creating a visual akin to that reverse wormhole effect you see on science programs. Those tits probably could bend space and time if you had your face in them.

There were so many good-looking older women at that mall we came out of there with sore necks from all the abrupt stopping, turning and looking we had done. Again, I thank the sunshine and fading winter for the heavy milf representation.

The women at the pool hall were ugly. So we just played pool (horribly) and talked about girls we knew in high school.

The café was a totally different scene. As expected, it was filled with good-looking women in their 30s and 40s. It was the only reason we went to the café in the first place (the café is my scene, it wasn’t my friends’ scene.) Each booth was packed with classly looking older women, all dressed up like the ones at the mall and all having a good time. Many of the café milfs brought their 20-year old daughters along with them. So we got to see what their mothers looked like 20 years ago.

Overall, it was a great milf-seeing expedition.