A reader of The Sexy Housewife Blog named “Jim” sent us this amazing cheating housewife story.

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I know this asshole named Rick. He works at a big bank in New York and has this amazingly beautiful wife named Denise. Denise is about 25 (15 years Rick’s junior.) She’s the kind of wife only money can by when you’re a miserable and decrepit shit head like Rick. Every time I see the disparate couple at my wife’s restaurant I just want to bend Denise over a table. And I wouldn’t care if my wife saw me. Denise is that fucking hot.

Well, one morning Rick goes to work. Denise is a stay at home trophy wife so she no doubt sent him off with kisses and a blowjob or whatever she has to do to keep her name on the bank account.

Rick lives about an hour away from the city (where he works) so he’s got a fairly long commute. For whatever reason no one called him on his way there to tell him not to come into work today. Because when Rick arrived to work he was told by police and firefighters that they’d be closing down his bank for a few hours as a safety precaution because of a fire in a building nearby. I have no doubt that Rick lost his temper on these guys doing their job. I can almost picture him waving his brief case in the air and yelling obscenities at the city’s finest.

So Rick heads back home. One can only assume he didn’t call his wife and announce his departure from work.

Now, I sort of have to embellish a bit here because I wasn’t in the room when it happened. But Rick arrives home and walks inside and hears some noises coming from his living room. So he drops his papers and brief case in the kitchen to see what’s going on in the living room. To his horror he walks in on Denise, his wife, laying spread eagle on the crystal living room coffee table he bought her for their second anniversary, wearing a French maid outfit and getting nailed by some young guy from the military who just got back from Afghanistan. The two of them just kept fucking, they didn’t even realize Rick was standing in the doorway watching them.

I can just imagine the look on Rick’s face. I heard when the guy fucking Denise looked up and saw Rick standing there watching them he pulled out of her and ran out the back door.

Amazingly Rick and Denise are still married.

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Thanks Jim. That’s a fantastic story. I guess you cant say Denise doesn’t support the troops!