A few nights ago I met a friend at a local bar for a few drinks. I hadn’t seen him for a while so I filled him in on a few of my projects — The Sexy Housewife being one of them. He laughed and said “I’ve got a story. Put this one on your web site…”

“George” is a family man. He works long hours, buys nice things for his wife (who is very attractive), and always puts the family first. He doesn’t like swearing, he goes to church every week — he pretty much does everything by the book. But George suspected his wife of eight years might have been seeing someone else. He started suspecting as much after buying her a new $5000 sofa couch, oddly enough. A few days after having it moved into the living room George noticed, after coming home from work, that the cushions were out of place and one of them appeared to be upside down. He asked his wife why the cushion was flipped and she assured him that no one was near the sofa that day and it wasn’t touched. But George flipped the cushion again, anyway, and noticed a crusty stain underneath it. The stain definitely wasn’t spilled café latte. It was cum stain. He didn’t need a black light to confirm it. Without questioning her about the stain, he told his wife that she was right and nothing was wrong with the cushion. And then he waited until she went to bed to setup the home video camera in the living room.

A few weeks went by and George’s hidden video camera picked up nothing. He had it placed in the home entertainment center and pointed towards the sofa. Each night he fast forwarded through new taped footage. For weeks he learned nothing about the suspected affair.

Then finally one night he got it. He caught his cheating wife in the act. The camera recorded his wife bringing a younger man into the living room and seating him on the sofa. This time, though, she was smart enough to cover the sofa in a sheet to prevent more semen from staining the fine upholstery further. For twenty minutes George watched video of his wife being rammed bareback by the younger man right on top of the new sofa in every position imaginable. Then finally, when the guy was ready to cum, he pulled out of George’s wife and shot his load all over her stomach (which explains the stained cushion).

Of course George confronted his wife over the affair. Eventually they divorced and George started seeing a younger woman.

I don’t know who kept the sofa.