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It’s rumoured that Tiger “hit it”.

Apparently a porn star has caught the eye of The Tiger. Porn star Holly Sampson admitted months ago to Naughty America that she fucked Tiger Woods. But very few people took Holly’s claim seriously, no doubt wondering why a sports star like Tiger Woods would go sinking his balls in holes that have been played a thousand times before. Well, it looks like Holly might have been telling the truth. She has been fingered by the mainstream media as Tiger’s mistress #7…

Holly Sampson @ Naughty America
Holly Sampson @ Brazzers

I didn’t care about about Tigergate until now.

Phoenix Marie sucks some cowboy cock at Naughty Country Girls

Naughty America looks like they’ve got another hit on their hands with Naughty Country Girls, a brand new porn site featuring a “country girl” theme. I’ve created a free preview for it called Country Girl Porn. Naughty Country Girls isn’t a wife or milf porn site per se (although some updates do incorporate the “wife” theme) but a site featuring hot country girls getting fucked by horny cowboys. I’m sure a lot of you guys and gals out there will appreciate it. It’s a fresh concept and deserving of some attention. Give it a look. You might like it!

I’ve been thinking about this for a while. Is it “morally right” to refer married people to a service that facilitates setting them up with other married people to have an affair? Specifically, I’m referring to the Ashley Madison dating service. Ashley Madison is a dating service that caters to married people looking to have an affair. As an occasional listener of The Howard Stern Show I kept hearing commercials for the service during the show’s commercial breaks. Months passed and I kept revisiting the idea of featuring Ashley Madison on The Sexy Housewife in some capacity so you guys could check it out. But I wasn’t sure if I was comfortable with the idea of letting people know about a service this unconventional. Over a period of a few months I weighted the pros and cons of featuring Ashley Madison at The Sexy Housewife. Eventually when I became comfortable enough with the idea I put a few links to Ashley Madison around the site. And I can’t say I’m surprised but people started clicking them. I weighted in the interest in this unconventional dating site with my own beliefs on the “sanctity” of marriage. Those beliefs of which can be summed up like this: the rules of marriage are different for each married couple. Some couples have really open relationships while others are completely devoid of sexual contact — and then you have everything in between. I came to the conclusion that it wasn’t my place to keep people from the Ashley Madison site or other services like it. On the contrary — it’s my job to let people know about interesting things and let them make up their own minds. Ashley Madison provides a niche service. And from what I can tell people are really into it.

So, there you have it. If you want to check out the Ashley Madison site you know about it now. You can make up your own mind about whether you think it’s right for you or not. I’m not married but I think it’s pretty interesting. I’d definitely love to hear from anyone who has used the service — especially if they hooked up with another married person.

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A few nights ago I met a friend at a local bar for a few drinks. I hadn’t seen him for a while so I filled him in on a few of my projects — The Sexy Housewife being one of them. He laughed and said “I’ve got a story. Put this one on your web site…”

“George” is a family man. He works long hours, buys nice things for his wife (who is very attractive), and always puts the family first. He doesn’t like swearing, he goes to church every week — he pretty much does everything by the book. But George suspected his wife of eight years might have been seeing someone else. He started suspecting as much after buying her a new $5000 sofa couch, oddly enough. A few days after having it moved into the living room George noticed, after coming home from work, that the cushions were out of place and one of them appeared to be upside down. He asked his wife why the cushion was flipped and she assured him that no one was near the sofa that day and it wasn’t touched. But George flipped the cushion again, anyway, and noticed a crusty stain underneath it. The stain definitely wasn’t spilled café latte. It was cum stain. He didn’t need a black light to confirm it. Without questioning her about the stain, he told his wife that she was right and nothing was wrong with the cushion. And then he waited until she went to bed to setup the home video camera in the living room.

A few weeks went by and George’s hidden video camera picked up nothing. He had it placed in the home entertainment center and pointed towards the sofa. Each night he fast forwarded through new taped footage. For weeks he learned nothing about the suspected affair.

Then finally one night he got it. He caught his cheating wife in the act. The camera recorded his wife bringing a younger man into the living room and seating him on the sofa. This time, though, she was smart enough to cover the sofa in a sheet to prevent more semen from staining the fine upholstery further. For twenty minutes George watched video of his wife being rammed bareback by the younger man right on top of the new sofa in every position imaginable. Then finally, when the guy was ready to cum, he pulled out of George’s wife and shot his load all over her stomach (which explains the stained cushion).

Of course George confronted his wife over the affair. Eventually they divorced and George started seeing a younger woman.

I don’t know who kept the sofa.

I love the “friend’s hot mom” fantasy. Here’s why:

Think about your best friends. Now think about their moms. Which one is the hottest? OK, now keep her in mind and picture this: you go over to her house. She asks for your help opening a jar of pickles. So while you’re twisting off the lid, making sure that your biceps are bulging through your t-shirt, you notice that she is particularly hot today. Fuck, she’s even wearing her sexy high heels in the house! And for some reason, she’s also wearing copious amounts of perfume — so now you’ve got a boner. After some frantic twisting and turning, the jar’s cap finally comes off and you hand the jar back to her. She is so impressed by your usefulness she starts giving you “fuck me” eyes. So you pick her up by the waist — and what a nice waist she has — and put her up on the kitchen counter. You admire how expensive the counter top looks and wonder how many of her husband’s paychecks it cost. She pulls up her dress, spreads her legs and you start slamming your cock into the warm spot between them. While you’re banging her, you think to yourself “this woman used to make me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Now I’m ramming my cock up her twat.” Then “splat”, you finally blow your load inside your friend’s hot mom. It’s over. And it was awesome. You pull your dick out of the same hole your friend came out of.

This is why sites like My Friend’s Hot Mom are so popular. A lot of guys want to bang a milf, especially if she’s the mother of a close buddy. It’s risky. She’s experienced. And it makes a great story to tell all your other friends.

Sometimes opening my e-mail can be as exciting as Xmas morning. Like today, when I clicked my Apple Mail icon and blam! Hot pics of gorgeous milf Tabitha from Totally Tabitha started filling my inbox. Tabitha was nice enough to send us some sexy pics of herself for us to enjoy so I’ve posted them here. Check them out!

You can find more pics and movies of Tabitha at her official web site Totally Tabitha.

Thanks Tabitha.

A reader of The Sexy Housewife Blog named “Jim” sent us this amazing cheating housewife story.

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I know this asshole named Rick. He works at a big bank in New York and has this amazingly beautiful wife named Denise. Denise is about 25 (15 years Rick’s junior.) She’s the kind of wife only money can by when you’re a miserable and decrepit shit head like Rick. Every time I see the disparate couple at my wife’s restaurant I just want to bend Denise over a table. And I wouldn’t care if my wife saw me. Denise is that fucking hot.

Well, one morning Rick goes to work. Denise is a stay at home trophy wife so she no doubt sent him off with kisses and a blowjob or whatever she has to do to keep her name on the bank account.

Rick lives about an hour away from the city (where he works) so he’s got a fairly long commute. For whatever reason no one called him on his way there to tell him not to come into work today. Because when Rick arrived to work he was told by police and firefighters that they’d be closing down his bank for a few hours as a safety precaution because of a fire in a building nearby. I have no doubt that Rick lost his temper on these guys doing their job. I can almost picture him waving his brief case in the air and yelling obscenities at the city’s finest.

So Rick heads back home. One can only assume he didn’t call his wife and announce his departure from work.

Now, I sort of have to embellish a bit here because I wasn’t in the room when it happened. But Rick arrives home and walks inside and hears some noises coming from his living room. So he drops his papers and brief case in the kitchen to see what’s going on in the living room. To his horror he walks in on Denise, his wife, laying spread eagle on the crystal living room coffee table he bought her for their second anniversary, wearing a French maid outfit and getting nailed by some young guy from the military who just got back from Afghanistan. The two of them just kept fucking, they didn’t even realize Rick was standing in the doorway watching them.

I can just imagine the look on Rick’s face. I heard when the guy fucking Denise looked up and saw Rick standing there watching them he pulled out of her and ran out the back door.

Amazingly Rick and Denise are still married.

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Thanks Jim. That’s a fantastic story. I guess you cant say Denise doesn’t support the troops!

Larry Flint’s Hustler Video is shooting (or shot, depending on the news source) “Nailin’ Paylin”, a porn flick inspired by 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate (and milf) Sarah Palin.

Nailin’ Paylin will star Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin and feature Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton. Condoleezza Rice is also expected to be portrayed in the film.

And you can “betcha” there’ll be a lot of fucking going on.

There is no confirmed release date for the film.

Personally, I don’t think Lisa Ann looks a whole lot like Sarah Palin (a less well-known porn actress named Syren De Mer is a better look-a-like). But I do thoroughly enjoy watching Lisa Ann fuck. And any flick featuring her humongous rack and raw sexual energy is sure to be a certified boner popper.

I’ll definately be getting my own copy of Nailin’ Paylin when it’s released.

Over the past few days I’ve spent considerable time going through the new Real Wife Stories section of the Brazzers members’ area, sampling some of the hot wife porn Brazzers has to offer.

For this review, rather than concentrate solely on how awesome the porn scenes are (if they sucked, I wouldn’t even bother writing this review), I will stick with explaining some of the finer features of the Brazzers members’ area using Real Wife Stories as a focal point. (And yes, the scenes are great. They are typical Brazzers.)

Each Real Wife Stories scene has a basic story-line. Ironically enough, it was “reality porn” that paved the way for the story-driven porn we have today at mega-porn sites like Brazzers and Naughty America. Real Wife Stories sticks with this story-driven formula and explores themes like “wife fucks husband’s best friend”, “husband catches wife cheating”, “wife sharing”, etc. The story-lines are often clever and funny, so they tend to avoid the classic porn story clichés (pizza delivery guy gets laid, anyone?)

The girls themselves are very hot and attractive. Hot talent is another staple of Brazzers. If you’re not familiar with Brazzers or their talent pool, you should check out our Real Wife Stories preview and be impressed by just how hot Brazzers girls are.

For people who don’t know, Real Wife Stories is part of a larger network of porn sites called Brazzers. A member gains access to Brazzers when he or she holds a membership to one of its porn sites. In essence, a membership to Real Wife Stories is a membership to the Brazzers network of porn sites. This includes Milfs Like it Big, Big Tits at Work, Mommy Got Boobs and lots more.

As of today, Brazzers’ members’ area is version 2.1. It has all the features that have become standard among the members’ areas of large porn site networks: a members’ forum, scene comments and reviews written by the members themselves, a “favorites” system for bookmarking and keeping track of your favorite scenes (you can still download and save the scenes to your computer if you like, but if you want to keep track of your favorites within the members’ area’s interface you can), and tags for sorting scenes by niche (”high heels”, “missionary”, “milf”, etc.)

Probably the most important aspect of any membership porn site is the quality of its content. Without high-quality movies and pictures, there is little point in holding a membership to a porn site. With that said, the content at Real Wife Stories (and the other Brazzers’ sites) is very good. Every scene I checked out was presented in multiple video formats: WMV, MPEG1, MPEG4, and iPod/PSP. Most people will probably choose to download and view scenes in MPEG1 because of its high quality and 640×480 resolution. Usually, I like to see Quicktime-format versions of videos in members’ areas. But because MPEG1 is available, this is not an issue for me. I am a Mac user and the MPEG1 videos work just fine under Windows and Mac OS X. I should note, however, that because I didn’t check out every scene in the members’ area (I’d be there for weeks) I can’t vouch for there being multiple formats for each scene or one standard resolution for each format. The older scenes may not share the same video formats and resolutions as the newer scenes do.

One of my favorite features is the ability for members to post and read user feedback for each porn scene. Was the girl too hot for porn? Would she look better in stockings and high heels? Members can post their opinions, negative or positive, for each scene. Often, this leads to mini flame wars but its amusing nonetheless. I never participate in these porn discussions (as I have an entire blog dedicated to that) but I do enjoy reading other people’s opinions.

Another cool feature is the ability to choose a random scene to watch. The problem with having too much porn is it sometimes makes it difficult to choose a scene to watch. Well, just click “random scene” and watch whatever the site chooses for you.

Overall, I’m very happy with Real Wife Stories and Brazzers in general. There’s not much not to like. For people who love amateur type porn scenes, Brazzers probably won’t be their first choice. Brazzers is for those of us who like our porn babes in well-produced hardcore porn scenes, with nice round tits and hot bodies.

Note: While Brazzers is a featured sponsor at this web site, I have kept this review as objective as possible. The simple fact that I have chosen to feature Brazzers at The Sexy Housewife at all, in galleries or this review, is reflective of their great quality. I don’t waste my time writing about shitty porn.

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